How would I go about getting a beehive installed in my living room?
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A beehive in the hollow of a tree across the street from where we live.
Question by cel’s giant beaver: How would I go about getting a beehive installed in my living room?
You know those big square boxes that beekeepers keep the bees in? I just want to borrow one for a couple weeks until the squatter moves out.
Also, does an Epi-pen still work if you jam it directly into someone’s forehead?
Thank you for helping me during my hour of need.
What do you think? Answer below!
19 Responses to How would I go about getting a beehive installed in my living room?
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very carefully. and sure. try the epi pen thing.
Benny Boy
January 22, 2012 at 5:32 am
Yellow pages
I think the epi pen works best when shoved somewhere else
Wishey
January 22, 2012 at 6:23 am
You should just rent one of those big, slobbery dogs, Cel.
Tell the squatter, “Um, this is Satan. He’s going to sharing the couch with you.”
Really Billy
January 22, 2012 at 6:45 am
Shall I come decorate someone’s pillow cases with my sauce for you?
¤ħĠя is addicted to Miror§
January 22, 2012 at 7:09 am
You could just move the couch and/or loveseat and chairs plus the TV to your bedroom. More torturous.
Princess Jewels
January 22, 2012 at 8:09 am
Why don’t you just get a dog and then train the dog to pee on him while he is sleeping…
Futility Knife
January 22, 2012 at 8:54 am
You need me to come take care of that situations for you?!
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Your Next Ex Wife
January 22, 2012 at 9:09 am
I think Best Buy has cardboard boxes you can have. They used to, I’m not allowed in there anymore, so I don’t know if they still do. You can put it out in the yard and throw all his crap in it.
Valkyrie™
January 22, 2012 at 9:51 am
Do ya’ll have fire ants up there? Well I have acres of them down here, and I can box some up for you and have them in the mail by noon tomorrow. My pleasure, madam. [tips hat]
Whitney [sha-zaam!]
January 22, 2012 at 10:07 am
Awww, isn’t that cute. You want some honey for your honey.
MadMike [Nefarious Doppelganger]
January 22, 2012 at 10:27 am
I hear those Africanized bees love living in beehives. Make sure you give the squatter a big stick to poke at them. They love playing with big sticks. Epi-pens go great when you use them on the jugular.
dark bubble
January 22, 2012 at 10:52 am
Oh, you mean an actual beehive? I was gonna say, I don’t think the B-52s make house calls.
Tut Uncommon 2: Electric Bugaloo
January 22, 2012 at 10:53 am
Tell him to leave. What, no balls?
Angus Beefhart
January 22, 2012 at 10:57 am
go with the killer bees
richfraga
January 22, 2012 at 11:28 am
dude! every time you mention this squatter person… i think of someone pooing in the center of your living room… i hope this sitution isn’t as bad as that… if it is… i can go to your house and sing michael jackson songs until the squatter leaves…
Amrud
January 22, 2012 at 12:05 pm
u could always say u need to fumigate the house. that’ll get rid of him. one way or the other?? :))
cassandras_evil_sister2
January 22, 2012 at 12:55 pm
set the couch on fire. it might be cheaper? lol
bgbbill
January 22, 2012 at 1:02 pm
forget the bees, call the police. He’ll be outta there in NO TIME!
Styles Gagan
January 22, 2012 at 1:23 pm
Did you not watch Bee Movie? Keeping them in boxes is evil, EVIL!!!
I would suggest you invest in placing a tree inside your home, and then some flowers, make sure to leave your backdoor open during summer so all the bees can come in through your backdoor and start pollinating and building their natural bee hive up on the inside tree.
Bunny Saviour
January 22, 2012 at 2:19 pm