How do I admit to my fiance that I slept with a goat?

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Question by Paul: How do I admit to my fiance that I slept with a goat?
I was raised on a farm and women were scarce so the next best thing was a goat….Should I be honest or not mention this detail of my past?

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24 Responses to How do I admit to my fiance that I slept with a goat?

  1. LOL maybe leave the goat info out.. especially since you already told her about the donkeys.

    January 6, 2014 at 4:23 am

  2. I doubt your inflatable fiance really cares.

    Salty Boy
    January 6, 2014 at 4:45 am

  3. Not if you want to keep your fiance!!!! I guess you have no internet connection and your hands have been cut off!!!!

    January 6, 2014 at 4:46 am

  4. That was a baaaaaad decision. Keep it between u and the goat.

    January 6, 2014 at 5:26 am

  5. Tell her, “Baaaa baaaa baaaaby, I’m so sorry.”

    January 6, 2014 at 5:49 am

  6. You might just want to sweep that one under the rug. =0

    Tickle me
    January 6, 2014 at 6:35 am

  7. show the finace the doelings and bucklings. they’ll be convinced then.

    January 6, 2014 at 7:03 am

  8. “Dear, how do you like your goat cheese?”

    January 6, 2014 at 7:37 am

  9. next time you go out with her…order 2 shots of Woolite and explain your past

    January 6, 2014 at 7:43 am

  10. you should tell her you she is going to be even madder if you don’t and she wakes up with a horn infection

    January 6, 2014 at 8:24 am

  11. wow that’s really funny! thanks!

    January 6, 2014 at 9:14 am

  12. I really see no importance in telling her…unless its on film somewhere or the goat can speak. (if the goat can speak, then you’ll have to “take care of it”.)

    Ted M P
    January 6, 2014 at 9:27 am

  13. don’t mention it… ewwwwwwwwww poor goat

    Me Mee
    January 6, 2014 at 10:03 am

  14. Nasty animal molester!! Hopefully she doesn’t have a cat for you to mess around with!

    January 6, 2014 at 10:21 am

  15. Lol, you just reminded me of my ex. That is his same story he told me; Hey, are you my ex? Anyway, it did not affect me in the least, I find it rather funny taking into consideration the young age and the circumstances. What am I saying? A GOAT?

    Wisen Smart
    January 6, 2014 at 11:09 am

  16. We’ve all made mistakes like that. If you feel like telling her then go ahead. But, be warned, she might be into it and you might be letting a genie out of the bottle!

    Q&A King... take 2
    January 6, 2014 at 11:18 am

  17. Ask OBAMA abt this domestic issue needed to be resolved asap

    January 6, 2014 at 12:16 pm

  18. If I were you I would keep this to myself. Why would you tell someone of nasty thing like sleeping with a goat.

    Iwona I
    January 6, 2014 at 12:26 pm

  19. Some things are better left unsaid, you are not lieing to her, your just not telling her, if she ever asks “hey hunny did you ever happen to have sex with a goat when you were younger” then you can say..”yup”

    January 6, 2014 at 1:03 pm

  20. If you don’t pay back that money you borrowed to get bailed out of jail for riding a goat naked down Main St., then she might find out about your penchant for goats anyway.

    Dr. Dekay
    January 6, 2014 at 1:19 pm

  21. you live in montana dont you!

    January 6, 2014 at 1:23 pm

  22. OMG!!! Too funny! I know that if it was me, it wouldn’t bother me, I would just have a laughing caniption!! I had an ex before who slept with a cushion!! Made a special hole in it just for it! Now, put that in your pipe and smoke it, LMAO!! If you can trust her, and you know she is lighthearted, then tell her! If, on the other hand, you are telling her you are “regularly” sleeping with a goat, then, hm, she might not react the same way….

    January 6, 2014 at 1:23 pm

  23. I always tell people on here to always leave the past in the past it will make a better world to live in.

    January 6, 2014 at 1:39 pm

  24. take her out to a nice dinner offer her some goat cheese and then casually say “you know this reminds me…”

    January 6, 2014 at 2:07 pm

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