Goat Ejaculate = Diarrhea?

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Question by Kyle B: Goat Ejaculate = Diarrhea?
Today I ran out of horse semen which I usually drink in the morning for the protein and energy boost. Needing a substitute, I took the male goat on my farm and made it produce my morning shake. I drank it and everything was fine, until two hours later when I felt diarrhea run down my legs and I have had a steady stream of feces coming out for about four hours now. The nearest doctor is 50 miles away. What should I do? And is the goat semen to blame?

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One Response to Goat Ejaculate = Diarrhea?

  1. Yes indeed, goat semen contains a natural and very powerful laxative. The only remedy will be milk from your mother’s left breast.

    February 9, 2014 at 4:05 pm

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